1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,170 (needle placed on record) 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,038 (dance music plays) 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,007 (rapid drumming) 4 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,043 (music continues) 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,581 -(drumbeat) -(fanfare) 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,784 FX presents Fosse/Verdon. 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,021 PADDY: 30 minutes a day of exercise. 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,756 Can't smoke. 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,758 Can't eat anything that tastes good. 10 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,529 I'm supposed to only work regular hours. 11 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,031 BOB: Regular hours? What's--what's that? 12 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,800 PADDY: Ah, who the hell knows? 13 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,504 I feel like shit. Come on, I'm done. 14 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,605 Let's sit. 15 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,006 BOB: Come on, let me help you. 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,040 Take it easy. Take it easy. 17 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,209 All right, all right, all right. 18 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,244 -Just take it--slow it down. -(groans) 19 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,447 (exhales heavily) 20 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,717 (sighs) 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,552 You know, it's pretty lousy of you. 22 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,287 I have a heart attack, and then you upstage me 23 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,722 by having your own heart attack. 24 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,057 (chuckles) 25 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:59,360 How's the movie? When do you start shooting? 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,628 A month. 27 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,062 Yeah? How's your script? 28 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,197 I think I need a new writer. 29 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,433 I just, uh-- get something new going. 30 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,268 New writer a month before production. 31 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,270 Well, you said it yourself the first time you read it. 32 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,939 It's--it's unsatisfying. It doesn't build to anything. 33 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,374 That's 'cause your ending is shit. 34 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,143 -I already told you that. -The ending--ending, I like. 35 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,610 -Bobby. -I like the ending. 36 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:20,047 The problem with your movie, Bob, is very simple. 37 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,083 Your character doesn't change. Your hero doesn't change. 38 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,486 Lenny didn't change. Charity didn't change. 39 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,321 Exactly, none of your characters ever change, 40 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,457 which is why your endings are always shit. 41 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,492 -I say this as a friend. -I disagree. 42 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,094 Bobby, it's storytelling 101. 43 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,264 Your hero has to change. 44 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,998 He's got to-- 45 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,834 he's got to transform over the course of the picture. 46 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,136 It's called catharsis. 47 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,671 How about it's called bullshit? 48 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,005 I want to do something real here, 49 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,640 not some bullshit fairy tale. 50 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,776 Who says fairy tale? 51 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,811 I'll tell you your story. You wanna know your story? 52 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:51,912 -Yeah, tell me my story. -All right. 53 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,347 I'll tell you your story. 54 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,816 Your story is... 55 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,518 Bobby meets a young dancer. 56 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,620 The character's name is Joe. 57 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,455 -Joe. Joe Gideon. -Oh, Joe. Yeah. 58 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,957 That's really gonna throw them off the scent there, Bob. 59 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,159 Yeah, no one's ever gonna guess 60 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,860 that the hero at the center of your story 61 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,829 who can't stop popping pills and fucking broads 62 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,699 is supposed to be you because his name is Joe. 63 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,801 All right, just tell me the story. 64 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,803 Act one. 65 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:19,039 Joe meets a beautiful young dancer 66 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,841 whom we will call-- I don't know-- 67 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,776 Annie. 68 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,612 Now... 69 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,814 act one, Joe falls in love with Annie. 70 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:31,219 But he's still all mixed up with his ex-wife, 71 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:34,888 whom we'll call Gwen for no reason at all. 72 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:39,360 Now, act two, 73 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:43,631 Joe ruins everything with Annie because he's too selfish 74 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,099 and he can't stop screwing around. 75 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,537 All of the stress, all of the guilt 76 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,038 gives him a heart attack. 77 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,873 He ends up in the hospital. 78 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,375 Yeah? 79 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:58,679 Now, faced with the prospect of his own death in act three, 80 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,882 he suddenly realizes that it was Gwen all along. 81 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,987 She was the one for him from the start 82 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,090 because she was the only woman who was ever his true equal 83 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:13,327 as a creator, as an artist. 84 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,596 And he knows that he squandered everything with her. 85 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,365 He knows he shot it all to hell. 86 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,199 But now he's ready to change. 87 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,068 He's ready to give up the broads, yeah? 88 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,404 He's ready to--to get his act together 89 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,240 and--and spend the rest of his life with his soul mate, 90 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,343 with his collaborator, with the mother of his child 91 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:32,546 if he can just get out of this goddamn hospital bed. 92 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,983 But it's too late. 93 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,653 He doesn't make it. 94 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,124 He dies. 95 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,262 Roll credits. 96 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,533 See? 97 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,603 Transformation and tragedy. 98 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,406 It's moving. That's your story. 99 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,440 He already knows all that. 100 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,741 He knows he should've been with her. 101 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:01,875 Oh. 102 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,110 It doesn't matter what he knows. 103 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,445 Knowing doesn't change anything. 104 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,546 Oh. 105 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,814 It's still just a bunch of bullshit. 106 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,082 It may be a nice story, but it's not true. 107 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,318 Hey, I didn't say it was true, Bob. 108 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,287 I said it was a satisfying ending. 109 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:16,290 You want true, go to a priest, not a playwright. 110 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,227 (sighs) 111 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,230 ("There'll Be Some Changes Made" playing) 112 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:30,137 * 113 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,344 BOB: Testing one, two, three, four, five, 114 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,478 six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 115 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,513 June 3rd. 116 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:43,083 Interview with Gwen Verdon for All That Jazz. 117 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,818 Do you think you were angry with me 118 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,086 in some sense? 119 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,488 GWEN: For what? 120 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,989 BOB: For not taking care of myself, 121 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,991 for putting myself in this sort of situation 122 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,326 with my health. 123 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,962 GWEN: No, I was worried. I was terrified. 124 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,930 BOB: Do you remember the mood in the rehearsal room 125 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,533 when, uh, everyone heard I was in the hospital? 126 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,670 Um, people were stunned. 127 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,305 They--uh, sadness. 128 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,875 BOB: I heard Chita was crying, hysterical. 129 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,377 GWEN: Who'd you hear that from? 130 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,012 Well, Chita. 131 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,782 GWEN: Nicole told me that you'd quit. 132 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,485 -I did. -So what happened? 133 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,620 Uh, Annie left. 134 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,754 Hmm. 135 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,224 BOB: She moved out a month ago. 136 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,559 Nicole told you? 137 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,361 GWEN: No, Annie told me. 138 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,862 BOB: When did you talk to her? 139 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,465 At rehearsal. We've been working on the part. 140 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:35,503 Is that strange, uh, having Annie replace you? 141 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,707 It's pretty familiar, I'd say. 142 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,575 BOB: She's in love. 143 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,811 GWEN: Yes, I know. I'm happy for her. 144 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,747 He's gay, the--the guy she's dating, Charles. 145 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,882 Well, apparently he isn't, so... 146 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,484 Well, he and Annie are the only two people 147 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,219 in the world who don't realize it. 148 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,754 BOB: When I got out of the hospital, 149 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,923 did I seem different to you in any way? 150 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,491 Different how? 151 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,759 Well, people say that I changed, 152 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,495 that I was, uh, meaner, I was harsh with people, 153 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,330 with you in particular. 154 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,165 BOB: You think that's true? 155 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,267 GWEN: Do you think that you changed? 156 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,036 Well, I'm interviewing you. 157 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,272 I don't think you changed at all. 158 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,842 I think you became more yourself. 159 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,511 You stopped pretending to be anything else. 160 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,447 Did you hate me? 161 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,914 At times, yes. 162 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,282 Do you still? 163 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,350 No. 164 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,219 (inhales sharply) How do you feel? 165 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:30,791 To tell you the God's honest truth, 166 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:34,895 I don't feel much of anything about you anymore, Bob. 167 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,397 BOB: Well, I'm just-- 168 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,699 -I appreciate your honesty. -(door clicks open) 169 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,768 -I was--that's-- -(tape player clicks) 170 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,869 Hey. 171 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,236 (door clicks shut) 172 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,538 You're home before curfew. 173 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,940 Should--should I be worried about you? 174 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,709 I can stay out if you want. 175 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,243 That's all right. I got a job for you. 176 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,212 -Take off your shoes. -Are you serious? 177 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,881 Yeah, I want you to help me with a scene. 178 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,584 You want to keep living here, you got to earn your keep. 179 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,385 No such thing as free rent. 180 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,120 Child labor is illegal, you know. 181 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,456 -Oh, is that right? -Yeah. 182 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,592 Well, you can always move back in with your mom. 183 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,628 -(smooth music playing) -That's not even funny. 184 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,229 Hey. 185 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,331 -Give me that. -(chuckles) 186 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,635 Yeah, listen. 187 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,638 -Stand next to me. -(giggles) 188 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,509 Can you see your reflection in the--in the glass? 189 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,243 -Barely. -Perfect. 190 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,612 I have this idea. 191 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:28,148 Do what I do but, uh, the ballet version. 192 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,750 I don't get it. 193 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,418 Shh. Just watch. 194 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,120 (Jerry Jeff Walker's "Mr. Bojangles" playing) 195 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:38,492 * I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you * 196 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,994 -* In worn-out shoes -What am I supposed to do? 197 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,429 Port de bras. 198 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,264 * Silver hair, a ragged shirt * 199 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,768 * And baggy pants 200 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:52,372 * The old soft shoe 201 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:55,308 * He jumped so high 202 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,945 * He jumped so high * 203 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,146 * 204 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,614 * Then he'd lightly touch down * 205 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,650 Ooh. 206 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,351 (chuckles) 207 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,319 * 208 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:10,958 * Mr. Bojangles 209 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:15,462 * Mr. Bojangles 210 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,799 * Mr. Bojangles 211 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,401 * Dance 212 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,637 * 213 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,039 * I met him in a cell in New Orleans, I was * 214 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,909 Okay, kid. 215 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,544 * Down and out 216 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,045 Arch your back. 217 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,381 * He looked to me to be the eyes of age * 218 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:37,417 Do you know who Bill "Bojangles" Robinson was? 219 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,719 Nope. 220 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,387 Oh, he was huge. 221 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,022 He was a big tapper in vaudeville. 222 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,758 They put him in the movies with Shirley Temple. 223 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,694 Sit down. 224 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,161 Jump up. 225 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,264 * 226 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,333 Oh, you're getting heavy. 227 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,268 Bend your leg. 228 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,170 (sighs) Yeah, he went out of style. 229 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,072 Died without a cent. 230 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,741 * 231 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,910 Couldn't even pay for his own funeral. 232 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,212 Do you really not know who he is? 233 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,346 Do a head roll. 234 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,116 * Whoa, he jumped up high 235 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,383 Straighten your leg. 236 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:14,021 * He clicked his heels 237 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,056 Oh, you're getting pretty good. 238 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,390 (scoffs) Not really. 239 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,059 Yeah. Put your leg into an arabesque. 240 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,728 (sighs) 241 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,262 Oh, okay. 242 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,931 Gwen, hi. 243 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,766 Yeah, Nicole can't wait to move back in with you. 244 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,400 Yeah, she can't wait to have an early curfew 245 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,236 -and not be able to go anywhere. -Fine. 246 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:33,240 * Mr. Bojangles 247 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,274 Follow my hand. 248 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,810 * Mr. Bojangles 249 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,812 Hey, you know, we're casting the movie next week. 250 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,981 * Mr. Bojangles 251 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,250 Isn't Richard Dreyfuss playing you? 252 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,918 Nah, he got nervous about the dancing. 253 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,019 He dropped out. 254 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,557 We need somebody more handsome, taller. 255 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,726 * 256 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,228 You know, lots of hair. 257 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,230 Uh, maybe Tom Selleck. 258 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,466 I thought it was supposed to be realistic. 259 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,936 -Hey, wise guy. -(chuckles) 260 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,839 * 261 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,607 You ever worry about telling your life story 262 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:08,909 to the whole world? 263 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,878 It's not my life story. 264 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,682 Yes, it is. 265 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,483 There are-- there are differences. 266 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,685 Like what? 267 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,988 Well, he's, uh-- he's, uh... 268 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,322 doesn't make it out of the hospital. 269 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,258 He--he dies. That's a big difference. 270 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,327 Who's gonna play me? 271 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,629 (sighs) Who do you want? 272 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,498 I don't know. 273 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,702 What about you? You want to play it? 274 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,769 Really? 275 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,537 Would that be fun for you to... 276 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,106 play yourself in a movie? 277 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,508 It might be sort of weird. 278 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,210 I don't know. Maybe fun. 279 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,946 I'll put in a word with the director. 280 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,647 I'm going to sleep. 281 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,052 Your eyes are looking a little bloodshot there. 282 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,387 It's allergies. 283 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,057 Yeah, I get the same thing. It must be hereditary. 284 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,491 * Mr. Bojangles 285 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,228 Next time, use Visine. 286 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,296 * Mr. Bojangles 287 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,564 I hear it helps. 288 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,734 * Dance 289 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,201 (door slams) 290 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,703 * 291 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,339 And what about that-- the play that you sent me? 292 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,807 -The, um-- -Gamma Rays? 293 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,842 -Thank you. -(clears throat) 294 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,209 I can never remember that title. 295 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,310 Who can? 296 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,479 I read it. I ask you to submit me for it. 297 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,513 -Well, I did submit you. -I know you did. 298 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,548 I know you did. 299 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,717 But imagine me walking down the street, 300 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:24,752 seeing the poster. 301 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,920 Who is it? Shelley. 302 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,322 The playwright had already offered her the role. 303 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,591 They didn't end up auditioning for the part at all. 304 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,761 -Mm. -So... 305 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,096 Oh. That's... 306 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,932 Do you think Chicago will tour? 307 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,935 I don't know. 308 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,670 They haven't decided yet. 309 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,172 Because the royalties, that would be 310 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,740 a very healthy revenue stream for you. 311 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,208 Mm. Yes. 312 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:54,614 Royalties would be wonderful, but I... 313 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,518 I'm an actress, Mel. I need to act. 314 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,888 I hate it more than anyone but, uh, 315 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:05,225 LA is where the work is right now. 316 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,528 I grew up in Los Angeles, and that was plenty for me. 317 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,562 You could be booking 318 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,964 a different guest spot every week. 319 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,133 Oh, as what, the dying grandmother 320 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,703 or some old--the lady who gets her purse snatched? 321 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,971 I just--I can't-- 322 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,373 Mel, book me on the bar mitzvah circuit. 323 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,875 At least I'd have a mic in my hands and... 324 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:25,145 -(chuckles) -Stretch my legs a little. 325 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,014 I'll make some calls. 326 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,952 (indistinct chatter) 327 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:44,164 (door clatters open) 328 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,799 (chuckles) 329 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,335 Annie, we're ready for you. 330 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,602 Great. 331 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,107 (inhales deeply) 332 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,812 Hey. 333 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,283 ANNIE: You can go out with any girl in town. 334 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,317 That's right. 335 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,652 I go out with any girl in town, 336 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,154 but I stay in with you. 337 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,790 Joe, it's not fair. 338 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,592 Shit. 339 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,194 I'm spilling everything, the coffee. 340 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,364 It's just--it's all wrong. 341 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,431 BOB: Hold it there, please. 342 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,666 That's good, Annie. That's very good. 343 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,836 Um, I'd like to give you an adjustment. 344 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,805 The character in the film, Katie, 345 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,474 she--she really wants to let him have it. 346 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,976 You--you understand? 347 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,045 She doesn't need to be polite. Just don't hold back. 348 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,513 You know? 349 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,615 Take it from the same place. 350 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,717 Give her the line. 351 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,386 Who's Michael Graham? 352 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,789 He's a dancer in my ballet class. 353 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,524 SAM: Straight or gay? 354 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,193 (scoffs) What do you mean? 355 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,195 BOB: You--you--you know what it means. 356 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,364 That's not a real question. 357 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,134 Do it again. Same place. 358 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,203 SAM: Who is Michael Graham? 359 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,171 He's a dancer in my ballet class. 360 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,640 SAM: Straight or gay? 361 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,309 -What do you mean? -BOB: Uh, you know what? 362 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,576 Let me--just give me-- give me the thing, 363 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,644 and I'm gonna do it. 364 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,246 You--is it-- Go ahead. Get up. 365 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,083 (Bob sighs) 366 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,155 (dramatic music) 367 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,325 * 368 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,427 (sighs) 369 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:27,367 * 370 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,046 (chuckles) 371 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:45,953 * 372 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,790 (sniffs, groans) 373 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:57,730 * 374 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,436 (sighs) 375 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,438 (bottle cap pops) 376 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:12,345 * 377 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,422 (laughs) 378 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:26,759 * 379 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,963 Joe, I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 380 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,331 I don't want to date. 381 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,466 Do it again. Do it again. 382 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,468 Ah, Joe, I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 383 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,503 I don't want to date. 384 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,838 Same place. Go again. Go again. 385 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,141 I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 386 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,842 I-I-I don't want to date. 387 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,944 No, it's getting worse. Same place. 388 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,479 I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 389 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,081 No. Go again. Same place. 390 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,249 ANNIE: I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 391 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,817 -I don't want to date. -No. Go again. 392 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,119 ANNIE: I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 393 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,186 -I don't want to date. -Goddamn it, Annie. 394 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,421 What are you doing? 395 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,588 I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 396 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,823 -I don't want to date. -What is that? 397 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,291 I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 398 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,626 BOB: What are you doing? 399 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,162 I asked you a question. What are you doing? 400 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,298 Why can't you do this scene like it means something to you? 401 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,867 Because this isn't a scene. 402 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,502 Because this is my life. These are my words. 403 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,770 You took our life and you put it 404 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,105 into a fucking scene in a movie. 405 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,806 That's why. 406 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,511 Same place. 407 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,313 I don't want to go out with Michael Graham. 408 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,614 I don't want to date. 409 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,116 I have no more small talk left in me. 410 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,717 I don't want to fool around. I don't want to play games. 411 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,386 I just want to love you. 412 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,124 (claps) 413 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,392 Well, that was it. 414 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,328 That was--that's what we've been looking for. 415 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,364 That was terrific. That was wonderful. 416 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,134 Congratulations, Annie, you got the part. 417 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,636 (scoffs) 418 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,673 (feet stamping) 419 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,850 MAN (over TV): Say, a, uh, Mrs. Willis just called you. 420 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,252 WOMAN (over TV): Teddy's principal? 421 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,154 MAN: Yeah, she wants to speak to you tonight 422 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,322 -if you're gonna be home. -(door clicks open) 423 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,556 BOB: I'm telling you, I can teach anybody. 424 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,558 WOMAN: I've got no rhythm. I never have. 425 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,494 Oh, I-I think you do. 426 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,028 You're home pretty late. 427 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,864 What are you doing still up? 428 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,167 You been drinking? 429 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,535 Yeah, just a little. 430 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,003 That's gonna leave a mark. 431 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,605 You--you got to use a coaster. 432 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,341 I took one of your Dexies. 433 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,777 Oh, well, you're gonna have a hell of a time 434 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,279 trying to fall asleep, kid. 435 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,782 Well, do you have a pill that'll help me sleep? 436 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,184 You're not getting one. 437 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,221 -Maybe I should go. -No, you--you just got here. 438 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,524 Bridget's an actress. I'm casting her in the movie. 439 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,691 I'm not sure which part yet, 440 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,227 but, uh, we're gonna find something. 441 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,761 -Yeah. -This is Nicole. 442 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,396 Hi, how do you do? 443 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,335 Uh, I think we should all go to bed. 444 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,771 You're just gonna leave me here? 445 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,475 Hey, you want to act like a grown-up? 446 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,477 I'm gonna treat you like a grown-up. 447 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,383 (sighs) 448 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,386 (dramatic music) 449 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,221 * 450 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,057 (cries) 451 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,992 * 452 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,661 (sniffles) 453 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:21,601 * 454 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,531 (glasses clink) 455 00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,006 GWEN: What if we left New York? 456 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,341 RON: For the weekend? 457 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,347 Every year, you say the same thing. 458 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,717 It's the last week of August. We're out at the beach. 459 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,020 We're a million miles away from the nearest Broadway theater. 460 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,155 We're happy. 461 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,259 And you say, "What if we just stay?" 462 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,996 "Get a little house by the water." 463 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,035 And then every year on the Monday 464 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,070 after Labor Day weekend, we pack up the car, 465 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,639 we drive back to New York City, 466 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,908 and then we forget all about it. 467 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,681 (inhales deeply) Well, because you have a career. 468 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,154 I haven't worked since Chicago closed. 469 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,657 That'll change. 470 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,593 But what if it doesn't? 471 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,195 What's keeping us here? 472 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,498 I... 473 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,100 We could go anywhere. 474 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,935 We could get a little house in the country. 475 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:07,206 We could get a dog. Just have a normal life. 476 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,951 Okay. (sighs) 477 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,590 What? Okay? 478 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,726 Let's do it. Why not? 479 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,628 (chuckles) 480 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,899 -Okay! (laughs) -Okay. 481 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,901 -Okay! -Okay. 482 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,272 (sighs) 483 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,807 Come here. 484 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,942 (clapping) 485 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,477 Okay, quiet for rehearsal. 486 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,145 -BOB: That's terrific. -ROY: That's good. 487 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,414 BOB: That's great. 488 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,482 Uh, why don't we start in this direction? 489 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,917 Yeah? 490 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,319 ROY: All right. 491 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,053 All right, stand over here a second. 492 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,655 BOB: Be careful now. 493 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,256 Is that comfortable? 494 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,325 ROY: Yeah, it's fine with me. 495 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,059 BOB: Yeah? That's terrific. 496 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,828 All right, let's keep going. 497 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,763 ROY: All right, let me see an arabesque. 498 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,667 There it is. 499 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,303 BOB: Beautiful. 500 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,938 ROY: How are things at home? 501 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,574 GIRL: Pretty good. 502 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,009 -ROY: Arch your back. -BOB: Really nice. 503 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,011 (soft dramatic music) 504 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,113 ROY: Anything you want to tell me? 505 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,615 Sweetie, are you okay? 506 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:23,816 -I'm fine. -Okay. 507 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,753 Shh. They're rehearsing. Please. 508 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,020 ROY: There it is. 509 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,923 * 510 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,059 Oh, God. You're getting heavy. 511 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,528 BOB: Very nice. 512 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,131 ROY: Bend your knee. 513 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,869 So what were you wondering? 514 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,004 Why don't you get married again? 515 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,973 Do a head roll. 516 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,207 BOB: Yeah. 517 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,478 ROY: I don't get married 518 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,613 because I can't find anyone I dislike enough 519 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,281 to inflict that kind of torture on. 520 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,783 -(Bob laughs) -(Nicole sighs) 521 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,452 Can I move back in with you? 522 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,688 Of course. 523 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,456 BOB: That's great. 524 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,157 Let's, uh-- let's gather everyone. 525 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,860 Cut on rehearsal. Let's throw down some marks. 526 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,562 Hey, that's great. 527 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:16,403 * 528 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,672 Here's all of her stuff. 529 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,874 Well, thank you. 530 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,242 She's okay, right? 531 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,877 Oh, she's--she's fine. 532 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:28,014 I'm sure she'll be sick of me in a week. 533 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,149 -I think she's smoking. -Oh. 534 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,652 She thinks that if she opens up a window, 535 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,854 I won't be able to tell. 536 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,689 Hmm. 537 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,058 I mean, I don't know what happened. 538 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,094 Last year, she had such a nice group of friends. 539 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,564 But these New York City private school kids, 540 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,434 they just have too much time on their hands. 541 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,736 Yeah, we should send her to a public school. 542 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,004 So Ron and I have been talking 543 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,674 about getting a house outside of the city. 544 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,342 For--for the summer? 545 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,045 Uh, no, for the whole-- for--for year-round. 546 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,581 Uh, oh. 547 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,050 I think it would be good for Nicole. 548 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,384 Sure. 549 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,686 Send her to school with children 550 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:10,022 whose parents aren't all actors and stockbrokers. 551 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,123 (chuckles) 552 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,792 Uh, of course, I'd still be auditioning, 553 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,227 looking for the right thing, and making appearances. 554 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:19,566 I just--I think it'd be a good change for all of us. 555 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,804 I want you to do Roxie. 556 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,405 Bobby and Joe started booking the tour. 557 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,708 I was gonna wait and ask when it was all official, 558 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,311 but, uh...uh... 559 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,113 It'll be a big draw. 560 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,983 And Gwen Verdon over the title. 561 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,985 Probably sell out the whole thing, you know? 562 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,021 It's your show. 563 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:47,159 It's--it's always been your show. 564 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,930 * 565 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:02,341 (sighs) 566 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,748 Where's Nicole? 567 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,583 Out with friends. 568 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,184 Mm. 569 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,419 Which ones? 570 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,154 Oh, boy, I don't even ask. 571 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,689 It just leads to an argument. 572 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:19,659 As long as she's back by 12:00. 573 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,495 What happened to 11:00? 574 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,297 12:00 was our compromise. 575 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,636 Mm. 576 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:40,446 I got the rest of her things from Bob. 577 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,948 And he must be thrilled to finally have her 578 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,482 out of his hair. 579 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,451 And--and he told me that, uh, 580 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,120 Chicago is going out on a tour. 581 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,989 RON: Oh, that's good. 582 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,692 And he offered me Roxie. (laughs) 583 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,127 (laughs) 584 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,865 (snorts) Right. 585 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,433 'Cause you had such a great experience the first time. 586 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:05,738 I said yes. 587 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,713 What? It's just for six months while it gets up on its feet. 588 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,883 Gwen, you were miserable doing that show. 589 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,751 It was the worst time of your life. 590 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:21,420 Yes, but that's because it was brand-new. 591 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,922 I mean, now I know what it is. 592 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,356 There's no more cutting the numbers 593 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,893 or this line's her line, this line's her line. 594 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,828 What about our plan? 595 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,263 -About what? -What about leaving the city? 596 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:37,536 What, I-I-I don't--I don't think I realized that's a plan. 597 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,707 What did you think it was? 598 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,444 We--we were just talking. It's an idea. 599 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,885 What? We can still go. 600 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,322 We just have to wait six months. 601 00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,592 RON: No. 602 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,729 No, because... 603 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,971 Because then it's gonna be, 604 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,105 "Oh, you know what? 605 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,007 He really needs me to do nine months." 606 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,911 And then it's, "Oh, now it's a year. 607 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:22,815 But he asked so nicely that I agreed to do 18 months." 608 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,517 (sighs) 609 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,056 What's that supposed to mean? 610 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,124 That you can't say no to him. 611 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,962 I don't want to say no to this. 612 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:39,198 I want to work. 613 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:45,004 I don't even know why you're getting so upset about this. 614 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,439 That was my idea to leave the city. 615 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:50,076 Gwen, I don't care about leaving the city. 616 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,945 I just want to be done with him. 617 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,949 I'm so sick of being in a three-way relationship. 618 00:26:56,983 --> 00:27:00,019 I'm tired of being the consolation prize to Bob Fosse. 619 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:06,859 (sighs) 620 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:12,999 If you go on this tour, 621 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,967 I won't be here when you come back. 622 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,638 Don't be absurd. 623 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,075 I mean it, Gwen. 624 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:33,686 -("Bye Bye Life" playing) -* Unh, give it to me 625 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,955 (rhythmic clapping) 626 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,357 PAUL: Action. 627 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,027 -(cheers and applause) -* Bye-bye, life 628 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,128 We did it, Joey. 629 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,463 * Bye-bye, happiness 630 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,732 * Hello, hello 631 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,799 Doc, you're the greatest. 632 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,468 * I think he's gonna die 633 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,970 It's a showstopper. 634 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,638 It's gonna run forever. 635 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,040 I'll miss you most of all, kiddo. 636 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,674 * So long, happiness 637 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,676 At least I won't have to lie to you anymore. 638 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,212 -* Oh, I -* I think he's gonna die 639 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,881 Thank you. 640 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,215 PAUL: And cut! 641 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,718 Reset from the top. 642 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,386 Wow, that's terrific. 643 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,021 Do another one just like that. 644 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,089 Okay. 645 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,358 That--that really looked, uh-- 646 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,693 that--that looked like it was pretty exhilarating. 647 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:16,028 Oh, it really is. 648 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,663 -Yeah. -I bet. I bet. 649 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,365 You should try it. 650 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:20,532 -Me? No, no, no. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 651 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:21,700 You should try it. 652 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:22,735 No, we--we don't have time. We got to roll. 653 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:23,903 You would love it. We have time. 654 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:24,937 -No, no, no, no. -Hey, hey. It's your life. 655 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,005 It's your show. We have time. 656 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,273 It's our life. You're playing-- 657 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,008 We have time. You guys want to see Bob do it? 658 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,342 (cheers and applause) 659 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,511 Bobby, they love it. 660 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,046 Come on, Bobby. 661 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,714 Come on! Come on! 662 00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:38,517 * 663 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,087 It's your life. It's your audience. 664 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,523 * 665 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,893 * Bye-bye, love 666 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:49,128 * Bye-bye, sweet caress 667 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,799 * Hello, emptiness, I feel like I could die * 668 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,067 * Bye-bye, your life, good-bye * 669 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:57,136 * Bye-bye, my life, good-bye * 670 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,404 -* Bye-bye, my life -* Bye-bye, your life 671 00:28:58,437 --> 00:28:59,538 ALL: * Good-bye 672 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,707 * Two, three, four, five, six * 673 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,442 -(cheers and applause) -Yes! 674 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,411 Come on! Yeah, come on! 675 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:08,080 -(laughs) -It's your audience. 676 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:12,318 * Unh, unh, unh, unh 677 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,753 BOTH: * Bye-bye, life 678 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:16,889 * Bye-bye, happiness 679 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,891 * Hello, loneliness 680 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:21,093 * I think I'm gonna die 681 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,162 * I think he's gonna die 682 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,097 ALL: * I think he's gonna die * 683 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,434 * I think I'm gonna 684 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:32,905 * Die 685 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:39,578 * 686 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:43,649 * There goes his baby 687 00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:47,419 * With someone new 688 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,988 * 689 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,991 (cheers and applause) 690 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:55,928 * She sure looks happy 691 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,997 -* I sure am blue -* He sure is blue 692 00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,832 -* I sure am blue -* He sure is blue 693 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,034 -* I sure am blue -* He sure is blue 694 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,970 -* I sure am blue -* He sure is blue 695 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:07,806 * I sure am blue 696 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,142 * I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna * 697 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,378 * I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna * 698 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:16,348 * Bye-bye, life 699 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:20,686 -* I think I'm gonna -* Bye-bye, happiness 700 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:24,490 -* I think I'm gonna die -* Hello, loneliness 701 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,658 -* I think he's gonna -* I think I'm gonna 702 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:29,528 -* I think I'm gonna -* Die 703 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,697 * Die 704 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:34,166 * A-one, two, three, four 705 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,036 * 706 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,238 * I'm through with romance 707 00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:41,673 -* I'm through with love -* Oh, yeah 708 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,977 * I'm through with counting the stars above * 709 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,378 * Forget the stars 710 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:50,016 * And here's the reason that he's so free * 711 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,985 * His loving baby 712 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,386 * She's through with me 713 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:55,988 -(yelps, laughs) -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 714 00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:58,224 (chuckling) 715 00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,691 You're crazy. 716 00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:02,694 (cheers and applause) 717 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:09,601 * 718 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,779 -* Bye-- -(bell rings) 719 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,181 Back to one! 720 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,716 We're gonna do the real thing this time. 721 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:28,120 (indistinct chatter) 722 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:48,707 -(applause) -Oh! 723 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,443 (chuckles) Thank you! Thank you! 724 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,879 Thank you for this. 725 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:58,084 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. 726 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,786 Thank you. Sit--sit--sit down. 727 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,154 Sit--sit down. 728 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:07,393 Well, I am delighted 729 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,729 to be here with you all this evening 730 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,065 and to be honored for the work 731 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:17,169 I have been so passionate about for all of these years. 732 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:22,441 It is vital we continue to provide psychiatric care 733 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,476 to the most vulnerable, 734 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,145 and at the Staten Island 735 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,680 Postgraduate Center for Mental Health, 736 00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:34,820 that's just what you've been doing for the last 33 years. 737 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:38,457 Give yourselves--yes! Give yourselves a hand! 738 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,093 -(chuckles) -(applause) 739 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:45,998 But tonight is not just 740 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:48,634 about celebrating our accomplishments. 741 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:53,205 It's also about getting you marvelous people 742 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,974 to open up your checkbooks. 743 00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:58,810 -(laughter) -I know. I know. 744 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:03,282 I know it can be impolite 745 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,152 to talk about these kinds of things. 746 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:11,223 But when it comes to raising money 747 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:13,625 for a good cause, 748 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:17,463 I'll tell you my secret. 749 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:18,797 ("A Little Brains, A Little Talent" playing) 750 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,168 * You've got to know just what to say * 751 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,037 * And how to say it 752 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:28,707 * You've got to know what game to play * 753 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,542 * And how to play it 754 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,478 * You got to stack the deck * 755 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:37,383 * With a couple of extra aces 756 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:40,686 * And this queen has her aces * 757 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:41,720 * 758 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:44,556 * In all the right places 759 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,725 * I've done much more 760 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,728 (dramatic music) 761 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:56,635 * 762 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,279 (knife chopping) 763 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:14,220 * 764 00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:18,890 (slurps) 765 00:34:18,924 --> 00:34:21,026 * 766 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,362 Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness. 767 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,063 (applause) 768 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,098 (sighs) 769 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:32,738 * 770 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,273 Thank you! 771 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:38,277 * 772 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:41,747 -(toilet flushes) -(sighs) 773 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,382 That was nice. 774 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,450 CAROLINE: Yeah. 775 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,219 You hungry? 776 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,121 I have class tonight, remember? 777 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,223 Oh, skip it. 778 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,958 We're doing our scene. 779 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:54,393 Oh. 780 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,395 You need me to call the teacher for you? 781 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:57,763 Write you a note? 782 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:01,099 I'll be home late. We're all getting drinks after. 783 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:02,768 I'm not invited? 784 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,570 (chuckles) It's just the class. 785 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,772 No, I understand. 786 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:10,075 Is that kid I met-- um, what's it--going with you? 787 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,310 What's his face? 788 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,744 CAROLINE: Eddie? 789 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,681 Yeah. Is Eddie going? 790 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,416 I don't know. 791 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,185 (keys jingle) 792 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:22,488 -Good-looking kid. -Let's not do this, please. 793 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,356 No, I think he's a nice kid and he's got a bright future. 794 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:25,857 (chuckles) 795 00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:28,294 Maybe you should go home with him after. 796 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,428 You're such an asshole. 797 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:30,829 He might be a really great lay. 798 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,130 -Good night. -I don't--I'm being serious. 799 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,165 -(phone ringing) -I'm late! 800 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:34,200 Where you going? 801 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,634 CAROLINE: I'm late. 802 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,772 Hello. 803 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:41,973 What's wrong? 804 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:45,344 What? Neil? What is it? 805 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:51,217 (somber organ music) 806 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:58,156 * 807 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,361 Uh... 808 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:06,031 as most of you know, uh, Paddy and I were friends. 809 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,333 I, uh... 810 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,738 (sighs) 811 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:16,174 Hope this doesn't offend anyone. 812 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,813 (solemn music) 813 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:28,720 * 814 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,575 (shoe thudding) 815 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:19,938 * 816 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,483 (heels click) 817 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:38,290 * 818 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,832 Can't imagine a life without you, Paddy. 819 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,635 (smooches) 820 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:56,542 * 821 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:10,522 -I talked to Nicole last week. -Oh, that's nice. 822 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:11,857 BOB: Yeah, she's-- 823 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,926 GWEN: I don't think she's speaking to me right now. 824 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,196 Hard to keep track. How is she? 825 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,867 BOB: Oh, you know. Same. 826 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:26,037 GWEN: I heard that she went down for work--uh, to work. 827 00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:27,873 BOB: Oh, yeah. I talked to Jerry. 828 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,709 She's, uh--she just wasn't right for the part. 829 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:32,944 -Oh. -Yeah. 830 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,279 Darn. 831 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,447 Hey, I was flipping the channels, 832 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,716 saw Ron on a police show. 833 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:38,950 Yeah, it was a big car chase. 834 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,019 I saw it too. He had a couple of lines. 835 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,320 I was happy for him. 836 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,855 Yeah. 837 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,657 (exhales) 838 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:47,058 He and his wife, Sue, 839 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,894 they had another baby. 840 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,029 -Oh. -Little boy. 841 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:55,333 Spitting image of the father. 842 00:38:56,735 --> 00:39:00,338 Very strong jawline for a little fella to carry off. 843 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,508 (both laugh) 844 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,145 Talked to, uh, your old buddy, uh, Joe last week. 845 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,381 Oh. Well, how is he? 846 00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:13,018 He wants to do a revival of Charity. 847 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,687 You're kidding. 848 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,656 He wants to maybe start out of town, 849 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,526 bring it in next season and the season after. 850 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,928 Golly. Well, I think that's wonderful. 851 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,763 Oh, yeah, I just have to find another director. 852 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,865 I-I got too much on my plate. 853 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,068 Hmm. 854 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,370 You trust somebody else with it? 855 00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:35,206 I mean, if you were there to supervise. 856 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,776 Joe wants to use all the original steps. 857 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:39,745 Nobody knows them better than you. 858 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:42,914 Oh, I-I don't--I don't know. 859 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:45,617 I'm... 860 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:46,885 I'm busy. 861 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,186 Yeah, but you don't have to be there 862 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,855 for the first few weeks of rehearsal 863 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,222 or early--early previews. 864 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:52,558 I don't know. 865 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:54,926 I can think of ten people off the top of my head 866 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,428 who would be just as good 867 00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:59,197 if not better than I would at that. 868 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,732 Well, it's not just any show. 869 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:04,269 That's our baby. That's--that's Charity. 870 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,571 Well, if you like it so much, 871 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:07,539 why don't you just do it yourself? 872 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:08,940 (chuckles) 873 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,643 I'm not directing a revival. I'm not that old. 874 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:15,547 -Yes, you are. -(both laugh) 875 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:17,449 (Bob coughs) 876 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:22,588 You start directing revivals of your own shows, you... 877 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,155 you might as well announce to the world 878 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,658 that "My career's finished." 879 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,097 Don't count me out yet. 880 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,165 I still got plenty to do. 881 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,501 (tape player clicks) 882 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,268 One, two, three, four, five, 883 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:39,638 six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 884 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:42,741 These are just random notes on this project 885 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:46,978 called The Ladies' Man or Second-Hand Ladies' Man 886 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:49,581 or Used Ladies' Man or... 887 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,149 (slurps) 888 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,184 That's probably a better title. 889 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:54,252 (match strikes) 890 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,254 Question the Ladies' Man's-- 891 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,525 Ladies' Man--Ladies' Man keeps asking himself. 892 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,326 And of course he does it with humor. 893 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:02,460 (slurps) 894 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:03,695 As with all humor, 895 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,964 there's a certain truth behind it. 896 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:11,336 He asks himself, would you trade a lady 897 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:14,139 who really cared about you, 898 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,208 knew how much sugar and cream you took in your coffee, 899 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,878 knew exactly when your birthday was, 900 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:22,614 rubbed Vicks on your chest when you had a cold, 901 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:25,116 babied you when you were losing, 902 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,152 celebrated you when you were winning, 903 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,955 dealt with all your infantile emotions-- 904 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,457 if you had such a-a lady, 905 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,226 would you trade her for a strange piece of ass? 906 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,728 Just a girl who came along, 907 00:41:36,762 --> 00:41:38,797 a one-night stand that you may never see again. 908 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,366 Would you trade that for that? 909 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:43,234 One for the other? 910 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:44,502 (phone ringing) 911 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:45,871 His answer was... 912 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:49,908 Yes, I would. 913 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:52,844 (dramatic music) 914 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:55,647 It's autobiographical again. 915 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,883 (groans) Shit. 916 00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,350 PHOEBE: Bobby? 917 00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:02,187 -Yeah? -It's for you. 918 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,055 Honey, I'm working. 919 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:06,491 This is--I'm working. 920 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,427 That's your last cigarillo for the day. 921 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,333 -Okay. -Okay. 922 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,603 -Okay. -(phone receiver clatters) 923 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,939 Hello. Who is it? 924 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,841 GWEN: Hi--hi, it's me. 925 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,110 Oh. How's it going? 926 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:28,213 (sighs) It's not working. 927 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,582 BOB: What's not working? 928 00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,918 GWEN: The--the whole thing. 929 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,886 It's--it's just one big joke. 930 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,056 It's a--it's a Saturday morning cartoon. 931 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:41,059 There's no edge to it, no heart. 932 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:44,295 Well, that's what you're there for, Gwen. 933 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:45,697 You're there to supervise. 934 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:49,200 The choreography is fine. It's everything else. 935 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,902 It's the... 936 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,370 (sighs) 937 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,973 It's--it's fine. It's fine. 938 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,441 It's fine. 939 00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:57,575 It'll be fine. 940 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,110 I'm just gonna keep working with him. 941 00:42:59,144 --> 00:43:01,947 I just don't want for you to have unrealistic expectations. 942 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:05,483 It's not unrealistic to--to expect it to be great. 943 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:07,653 That's what we always expect, Gwen. 944 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:11,623 Y--yes, well, I know that, but...(sighs) 945 00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:14,626 All right, look, if we were in New York right now, 946 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,394 I would tell you to get in a cab 947 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,263 and come down and just put your eyes on it for two minutes. 948 00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:21,633 But that's not an option, so... 949 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,004 (sighs) What time do you-- 950 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,106 what time do you start rehearsal tomorrow? 951 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,108 ("Big Spender" playing on piano) 952 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,610 ALL: * Hey, big spender 953 00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,980 * 954 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,749 * Hey, big spender 955 00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:40,318 * 956 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,954 * Hey, big spender 957 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:45,791 * 958 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:51,362 * Spend a little time with 959 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:53,264 * Me 960 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,767 * Fun, laughs, good time 961 00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:58,436 * Fun, laughs, good time 962 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,339 * Fun, laughs, good time 963 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,641 How's about it, palsy? 964 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:04,976 ALL: Yeah! 965 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:06,812 * 966 00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:08,279 -What am I supposed to do? -I don't know. 967 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,048 Give a half hour's worth of notes and hope for the best? 968 00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:13,484 I've been giving notes in there for a month. 969 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:15,186 Sad thing is, you know, the cast, 970 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,454 I mean, it's--they're--they're-- 971 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:17,789 they're--they're decent. 972 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:19,457 -They're good, aren't they? -Debbie's terrific. 973 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,060 She's a talented girl. Yes, I know. 974 00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:24,229 Everything else up there, though... 975 00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:25,530 I know. I know. 976 00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:28,133 I mean, if you could just work with her, then... 977 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,801 -Yeah. -(sighs) 978 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,669 Well, that poor director. 979 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,538 I mean, he is trying his best. 980 00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:37,175 But he just isn't...you. 981 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,177 (sighs) I don't know what to say. 982 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,713 I mean, you would have to start completely from scratch. 983 00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:43,148 You'd have to get in there with me, though. 984 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,083 The ch--the character work. 985 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,585 Yeah, well, yeah, of--of course. 986 00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:51,857 Last time we worked together... 987 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:54,525 It went so well. 988 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:57,662 (chuckles) 989 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,697 (coughing) 990 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:01,366 (soft music) 991 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:03,201 Yeah. 992 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,270 * 993 00:45:05,303 --> 00:45:06,604 What do you think? 994 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:11,076 * 995 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,216 ("If My Friends Could See Me Now" playing) 996 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:20,218 * If they could see me now 997 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,687 * Alone with Mr. V 998 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,424 * Who's waiting on me like he was a maître d' * 999 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,227 * I'd hear my buddies saying 1000 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,628 * "Crazy, what gives?" 1001 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:34,532 * Tonight she's living like the other half lives * 1002 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,701 * To think the highest brow 1003 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,804 * Which I must say is he 1004 00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:40,772 * Should pick the lowest brow 1005 00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:43,074 * Which there's no doubt is me * 1006 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:44,609 * What a step up 1007 00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:47,145 * Holy cow, they'd never believe it * 1008 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,447 -* If my friends could see me -(Bob clapping) 1009 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,849 BOB: All right, let's hold there. 1010 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:56,321 Uh, what are you doing? 1011 00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:59,424 (chuckles nervously) Dancing. 1012 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:01,459 (laughter) 1013 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,594 That's not dancing. 1014 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:05,696 Well, they're your steps. 1015 00:46:06,664 --> 00:46:08,099 Exactly. 1016 00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:10,535 What are you saying with those steps? 1017 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:14,539 What's the story? 1018 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:18,043 (sighs) 1019 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:22,447 Gwen, show her the steps. 1020 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:27,452 But, oh--Bob. 1021 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:29,921 What, you don't-- you don't remember them? 1022 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,123 Well, no, I... 1023 00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:34,860 -GWEN: I remember, but it's-- -BOB: Go ahead. 1024 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,563 Oh, stop. 1025 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:43,601 It's all yours. 1026 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,036 (chuckles) 1027 00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:48,339 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 1028 00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:50,141 This is very silly. 1029 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:51,209 (both chuckle) 1030 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,211 Take it back from the same place. 1031 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,582 (sighs) 1032 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:22,507 (clears throat softly) 1033 00:47:25,743 --> 00:47:28,279 (sighs) 1034 00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:37,255 And... 1035 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:40,491 * 1036 00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,560 * If they could see me now 1037 00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:45,096 * Alone with Mr. V 1038 00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:48,733 * Who's waiting on me like he was a maître d' * 1039 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:51,669 * I'd hear my buddies saying 1040 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,238 * "Crazy, what gives?" 1041 00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:57,408 * Tonight she's living like the other half lives * 1042 00:47:57,442 --> 00:47:59,577 * To think the highest brow 1043 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:02,013 * Which I must say is he 1044 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,182 * Should pick the lowest brow 1045 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,918 * Which there's no doubt is me * 1046 00:48:06,952 --> 00:48:08,386 * What a step up 1047 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:11,122 * Holy cow, they'd never believe it * 1048 00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:13,891 * If my friends could see me 1049 00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:15,260 (piano stops playing) 1050 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,435 Now. 1051 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:34,212 (piano playing) 1052 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:41,119 * 1053 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,808 (smooth jazz plays) 1054 00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:10,715 * 1055 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:26,297 (music stops) 1056 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:31,202 (knock on door) 1057 00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:33,604 BOB: You're a little early. 1058 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,273 (knock on door) 1059 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:38,509 It isn't time yet. 1060 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:41,346 GWEN: I told you the curtain is at 7:00. 1061 00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:45,850 BOB: God, you look magnificent. 1062 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:52,757 Let's go. 1063 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:56,527 It's time. (chuckles) 1064 00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:00,298 -Okay. -The theater is thataway. 1065 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,567 (both chuckle) 1066 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,036 Ah, we've got to look at the spacing 1067 00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:06,704 for Frug in Boston. 1068 00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:09,140 I haven't seen the dimensions yet. 1069 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:10,375 Have you? It's tight. 1070 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,810 That's-- that's what they say. 1071 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,612 I think it's very tight. 1072 00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:17,548 What did Danny say about those ticket sales? 1073 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:20,085 Well, he said that we're sold out 1074 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,686 for the rest of Washington. 1075 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,256 He thinks that by the time we start advertising in Boston, 1076 00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:27,558 -we're going to be in a--Bob? -Uh, something's wrong. 1077 00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,160 Bob! Oh, oh, God! 1078 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:30,861 Oh--Okay, okay. It's okay. 1079 00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:32,163 Something's wrong. 1080 00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:34,099 Yup. That's okay. That's okay. 1081 00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:35,833 You're just--you're having a seizure, okay? 1082 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,036 It's okay. Somebody call an ambulance! 1083 00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:40,838 Please! He's an epileptic! 1084 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,407 We just need to get you your Dilantin. 1085 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,875 That's all. That's all. All right. All right. 1086 00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:48,379 So they'll hold the curtain as long as they need to. 1087 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:50,181 Nobody's starting anything without you. 1088 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:52,083 Don't want you worrying about that right now. 1089 00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:54,885 And we'll j--we'll get there when we get there. 1090 00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:57,122 -(ragged breathing) -Okay? 1091 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,059 There we go. Okay, I'm here. 1092 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:03,894 I'm here. Yup, yup. There I am. 1093 00:51:03,928 --> 00:51:05,896 Yup, give me your-- there you go. 1094 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:07,565 There you go. Give me that hand. 1095 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,635 There we go. 1096 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:12,970 (dramatic music) 1097 00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:15,440 Bobby. 1098 00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:18,209 I'm here. 1099 00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:20,711 Okay? 1100 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:22,280 * 1101 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:24,782 (groans) 1102 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:28,719 * 1103 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,722 I'm right here, Bobby. 1104 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:34,592 * 1105 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,328 Okay? I'm right here. 1106 00:51:37,362 --> 00:51:39,330 (Gwen cries softly) 1107 00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:46,271 * 1108 00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:49,974 (Gwen cries) 1109 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:59,317 * 1110 00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:05,856 (Bob scatting) 1111 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:07,258 (both breathing heavily) 1112 00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:09,427 When do I find out if I got this part or not? 1113 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,528 You already got this part. 1114 00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:11,962 You had the part before you walked in here. 1115 00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:15,032 Well, why didn't you just say so when I came in here? 1116 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:17,001 You didn't ask. 1117 00:52:17,034 --> 00:52:19,770 * 1118 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,339 (matches rattling) 1119 00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:24,309 (panting) 1120 00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:28,679 (sighs) So what next? 1121 00:52:30,915 --> 00:52:33,484 I don't know. I-I'm very nervous for some reason. 1122 00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:35,720 Yeah. 1123 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:37,822 So am I. 1124 00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:41,526 * 1125 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,629 I'm here, Bobby. 1126 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,497 I'm here. 1127 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:49,667 * 1128 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:52,770 (cries) Here. 1129 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,746 Bobby. 1130 00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:10,555 * 1131 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,733 (siren wails in distance) 1132 00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:29,640 * 1133 00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:09,447 * 1134 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:27,832 (indistinct chatter) 1135 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,738 (engine turns over) 1136 00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:31,829 * 1137 00:56:19,644 --> 00:56:22,613 (smooth jazz music) 1138 00:56:22,647 --> 00:56:29,554 * 1139 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,961 (keys clacking, bell dings) 1140 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,300 Captioned by Captionmax 1141 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,739 ANNOUNCER: In space, no one can hear you sc-- 1142 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,942 (all screaming) 1143 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:25,976 Jeez, calm down. 1144 00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:29,814 You want some of this? Ow! 1145 00:57:29,847 --> 00:57:32,282 I think they might, actually. 1146 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:35,820 Screw it. If we're dyin' in here, I'm gonna go ahead and finish that cake. 1147 00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,622 Something must be depleting power from the ship! 1148 00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:39,557 Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom again? 1149 00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:42,326 -What the-- -Uh-oh. 1150 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,529 ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999. 1151 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:47,464 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 1152 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:50,535 (record static) 1153 00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:54,038 (hip-hop beat) 1154 00:57:58,342 --> 00:58:00,210 (rapid drumming) 1155 00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:03,881 (beat resumes) 1156 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,151 -Can I borrow your car? -Sorry, Chip, 1157 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:09,820 but I have to drive my mom around for the next few days. 1158 00:58:09,854 --> 00:58:12,022 She just had cataract surgery. 1159 00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:14,358 I can smell whoever's there. 1160 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:16,727 ANNOUNCER: Baskets. 1161 00:58:16,761 --> 00:58:19,764 Season premiere, Thursday, June 13 on FX. 1162 00:58:21,699 --> 00:58:25,035 WOMAN: Once upon a time, there was a little boy. 1163 00:58:25,069 --> 00:58:27,071 -He had a gift. -(muffled shouts) 1164 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:28,706 And a curse. 1165 00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:34,411 -All his life he's been tricked... -(groans) 1166 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:35,913 -and abused... -(cackles) 1167 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,549 -his head filled with the voices. -(shouts) 1168 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:40,217 He's seen things, 1169 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,819 horrible things. 1170 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,521 And he wore his madness like a coat, 1171 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,391 because he saw what he becomes.